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Fic: The One Rings's Diary - Ash Nazg Challenge
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gloryunderhill From: gloryunderhill Date: November 13th, 2006 05:16 am (UTC) (Link)
OMG! So Hysterical! Here are a few lines that had me spewing my drink...

Whoa. Broken sword surprisingly sharp.

Found passing crayfish disturbingly attractive, and almost asked for date.

Ha, ha. Had v. bizarre dream last night that was living in dank cave under mountain with fish-obsessed weirdo who called me Precious.

Frodo is v. hot. V. v. hot. Hotter than Gil-galad and Elrond combined.

Even foot hair looks good on him, which previously thought impossible.

‘Precious’ has v. bad fish associations.

I feel pretty, oh so pretty,

Giant flaming red eye no competition for eyes like sparkly sapphires whatever S. might think.

Surely is nail salon in Hobbiton?

Hmm. Wonder if Gandalf’s beard growing back.

From: ex_lbilover Date: November 13th, 2006 03:38 pm (UTC) (Link)
I had an awful lot of fun writing this, and I'm very happy you got a laugh from reading it!! Thanks, Glory :)
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