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Fic: The One Rings's Diary - Ash Nazg Challenge
Author: Lbilover
Title: The One Rings’s Diary
Challenge: Hobbit Smut “Ash Nazg” Challenge
Word Count: 3104
Rating: PG
Pairings: Frodo/Sam
Warnings: Slash, AU (duh)
Summary: The One Ring keeps a diary
A/N: Totally based on movie verse, and pretty much covers about the first half-hour of Fellowship, at that. With apologies to Helen Fielding whose ‘Bridget Jones’s Diary’ was the, um, inspiration for this madness. I sincerely hope she never reads this.

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surgicalsteel From: surgicalsteel Date: November 14th, 2006 06:10 pm (UTC) (Link)
*dies laughing*
From: ex_lbilover Date: November 14th, 2006 08:32 pm (UTC) (Link)
*beams* (without sparkly jewel, either :) Thank you!!
shirebound From: shirebound Date: November 14th, 2006 06:41 pm (UTC) (Link)
Number times said name ‘Frodo’: 3995028 (approx)

Am in love. His name is Frodo. And has come to live at Bag End as B.’s heir. Be still my beating heart (Well, if had beating heart to still. Wait, perhaps do have beating heart to still, as am in love. Can one love without beating heart? Hmm. V. puzzling. Must ponder matter.)

Number times wished Samwise Gamgee eaten by pike: 7365 (approx)


I think this is the funniest thing I've ever read in my life. Must ponder matter.

*beams*
From: ex_lbilover Date: November 14th, 2006 08:34 pm (UTC) (Link)
*beams back* That makes me so v.v.v. happy, Janet. And I did have a v. immoderate amount of fun writing this :))
montmorency From: montmorency Date: November 14th, 2006 07:58 pm (UTC) (Link)
Wonderful and inspired lunacy! The Ring has such a personality. V. good taste, also, to fall in love with beautiful Frodo.
From: ex_lbilover Date: November 14th, 2006 08:36 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you v.v. much for reading and commenting! I definitely think that in a competition between Sauron and Frodo for the Ring's devotion, Frodo would have a huge edge :)
aina_baggins From: aina_baggins Date: November 15th, 2006 05:40 am (UTC) (Link)
*snorfle* Oh my GOD, that was hilarious. *saves, prints and keeps forever*

I can't pick the funniest bit; it was all so priceless. I love the ring's 'voice', and his motivations are totally understandable ;)

Wonderful, honey! This is utterly inspired.
From: ex_lbilover Date: November 15th, 2006 01:48 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thanks :) Am v.v. happy that you enjoyed! It was a pretty fun story to write. And yes, Frodo would certainly be a wonderful motivation to abandon a life of smiting and tempting, LOL!
annwyn55 From: annwyn55 Date: November 15th, 2006 09:28 am (UTC) (Link)
*dies laughing*

Never thought the Ring might have opinions of its own. And v. understandable ones, too! Love the alternate ending. Will never look at Ring same way again. (ring-talk so catching. v. puzzled)
From: ex_lbilover Date: November 15th, 2006 01:50 pm (UTC) (Link)
*beams* Ring-talk *is* v. catching, is not? Must ponder matter. :D
dreamflower02 From: dreamflower02 Date: November 15th, 2006 05:03 pm (UTC) (Link)
LOLOLOL!
From: ex_lbilover Date: November 15th, 2006 06:24 pm (UTC) (Link)
:D I'm glad it gave you a laugh!!
addie71 From: addie71 Date: November 16th, 2006 02:08 pm (UTC) (Link)
This was just too funny! A nice twist to use the ring itself.
From: ex_lbilover Date: November 16th, 2006 03:16 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thanks, Addie :) I checked with the mods first to be sure it was okay to use the One Ring when this plot bunny bit me, and they were kind enough to say yes. It was v. good fun to write, must say :D
estelanui From: estelanui Date: November 17th, 2006 05:02 pm (UTC) (Link)
Wonderful!

Who thought that the Ring was such a lovely guy? It rescued all Middle-earth problems for love of two v.v.v.v.v.v.v. large blue eyes. The sparkly sapphire was well-deserved.

I loved it, and you for writing that!
From: ex_lbilover Date: November 17th, 2006 07:23 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you!! *beams* Yes, I think there is no power so great in Middle-earth as Frodo's v.v.v.v.v.v.v. large blue eyes :)
frodosweetstuff From: frodosweetstuff Date: November 19th, 2006 08:58 pm (UTC) (Link)
BEST. FUNNY. F/S FIC. EVER.

*loves*

Proper fb later! Other Half injured his back today, need to look after him. Sorry, sweetie!
From: ex_lbilover Date: November 19th, 2006 10:17 pm (UTC) (Link)
That seems like pretty proper fb to me!! I'm sorry to hear about Other Half. I hope he's going to be okay!! *sends many healing thoughts his way* *hugs*
claudia603 From: claudia603 Date: November 21st, 2006 11:55 pm (UTC) (Link)
ROTFL!!!! :D

I laughed out loud. THis was brilliant! :-)
From: ex_lbilover Date: November 22nd, 2006 01:04 am (UTC) (Link)
Yay, I'm glad it made you laugh out loud!! I kinda went in a different direction from everyone else with this challenge, but you have to go where the muse leads :D Thanks, Claudia!!
anwise_gamgee From: anwise_gamgee Date: November 22nd, 2006 09:11 am (UTC) (Link)
lol! can't believe it! so fun! I love the end, I didn't excpect it at all, lol! :)
From: ex_lbilover Date: November 22nd, 2006 03:11 pm (UTC) (Link)
Aw, I'm so glad you enjoyed the story!! And especially that the end caught you by surprise. It kind of cut the movies short, didn't it, but all in a good cause- saving Frodo's perfect complexion :D
elderberrywine From: elderberrywine Date: November 29th, 2006 06:28 am (UTC) (Link)
ROTFLMAO! and I don't think I've ever used that before!

I am so glad the poor Ring finally got its sparkly, a very small price to pay, I think, for putting up with Gollum and the carp and Bilbo's poetry.

And what a cunning Sam, to find a way to the Ring's good side. A Ring, I might add, of Excellent Taste and Discernment.

What a delight!
From: ex_lbilover Date: November 29th, 2006 02:50 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you :) I am v. glad it made you laugh. Yes, the Ring definitely earned that sparkly jewel, LOL!
elanorgardner From: elanorgardner Date: December 17th, 2006 12:57 am (UTC) (Link)
Between you and Willow-wode I will be laughing for a v. v. long time! LOL! (I had no idea that Cassie Claire took her idea from Bridget Jones' as well! Now I know.) This is wonderful! Too many great quotes to even attempt to list the favorites.

And you manage to give everyone the happy ending they were craving, of course, and with Frodo/Sam, of course. Heee.

I am delighted that you found a way to make us laugh in the middle of some very serious stories! (Not that your story wasn't serious -- seriously funneh!)

Thanks so much for participating in the challenge!
From: ex_lbilover Date: December 17th, 2006 02:02 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you so much, Elanor. I don't think I'd be any good at writing dark fic, so I went off in a totally different direction :) I'm very happy this made you laugh!! Bridget Jones has been a favorite character of mine for a long time and it was fun to write something in her inimitable style.
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Thank you again for the opportunity to be a part of Hobbit_Smut and for always being such a supportive and understanding mod!
mysteriousaliwz From: mysteriousaliwz Date: January 16th, 2007 12:06 am (UTC) (Link)
Hee! Brilliantly funny!
From: ex_lbilover Date: January 16th, 2007 03:37 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you so much! I'm very happy you enjoyed it :)
pslasher From: pslasher Date: March 1st, 2009 04:40 am (UTC) (Link)
Oh god, this had me laughing out loud. Brilliant concept. And I love that the ring spurns Sauron in the end for Frodo! Really very well done.

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From: ex_lbilover Date: March 1st, 2009 04:17 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you! It's so lovely of you to read and comment. :)

Well, if I were the One Ring, Sauron would be no competition for Frodo, that's for sure. *g* I had such a blast writing this fic, it was really a joy. Bridget Jones's Diary is one of my favorite books, and always makes me laugh.

Thank you again!
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